do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
