does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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