I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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