i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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