North Korea, Best Korea!
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
