I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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