Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
She told me I should be a condom model.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
