I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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