i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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