Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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