rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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