Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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