you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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