well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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