found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Alive.
So much puke
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Randomize
