I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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