Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I could make wine with my vomit
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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