wakey wakey hands off snakey
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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