You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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