Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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