I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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