Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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