Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
