yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I think I am morally bankrupt
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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