This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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