what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wish you could order shots online.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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