You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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