just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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