Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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