every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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