Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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