I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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