I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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