we have pet lesbian snakes
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
