Buhtt sex?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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