Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
