i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It's never too late to be topless.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
