im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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