Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
