fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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