I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
