You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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