recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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