Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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