the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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