So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
the raccoons are back...
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