well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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