Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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