Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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