dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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