Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
