Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
