what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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