like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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