i love accidental penises.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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