He is an equal opportunity slut.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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